I Had the Strangest Dream in my Life

It was so weird. And it was long to. Like an all night dream. Because I remember waking up right after the guy... oh ya right you don't know yet I was like,dead, and there was some kind of tremor on earth, so a bunch of old people and me came back from the dead. We did a bunch of stuff together, but this is what I remember clearly. One of the old guys had been my friend, and had been following me and apparently were supposed to get back to deadliness. I didn't want to. They were taping people tape and burrying them. Then they were spray painting them black. They told me that it ment: DO NOT OPEN UNTIL TWO THOUSAND!!! So they wanted to be dead until it wasn't AD (you know 2011 AD, 2011 BC) any more, and two thousand years after that. SO a little after that, there was this short old guy. Oh and wait. This whole time, my body is aching more every minute. Apparently if we don't get back to resting in peace soon, then we will crumble on the spot. So, I am like the youngest dead person in the area cause I died young. ( What a happy thought!) So anyway the short old guy was like, " what happened to your glasses?" My glasses are a little crooked, but zombies must have like, super sight or something. " umm, the're a little crooked." I said "well, at leased you didn't end up like this guy." there was this guy had these weird glasses. They had another lense on the top! Then, I woke up.

Favorite Movies

I've decided to get everybody's favorite movie's, and you guys have to guess who's is who's.

First, we have Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

Then, You've Got Mail.

The Spongebob Squarepant's Movie

The River Runs Through It

Sorry for where the pictures are.

Baby Mozart

And Finally, Harry Potter and the

Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Well, that's all, so comment!!!!!

I Can't Find Gunner

I've looked everywhere, and I can't find it!!! I looked in my parents bedroom, in my room, on my parents dresser, on the counter, and the table, on the other table, on the desk in the kitchen, iv'e asked my parent's, my grandma, my my sister, my brother, iv'e checked in my brothers room, in my sisters room, and in the front room. OK I'm exaggerating, I haven't looked everywhere. But this is still bad. Tell me places that I haven't looked in the comments.

What Do You See?

I need you tell me what you see in these clouds. Leave your answers in the comments!

Kid History

Hi it's me again with some news. I am going to talk about a hilarious video series on YouTube.It's called Kid History. Basically this dad, videos his kid telling story about there uncles and father. Then, as the kids tell the story, the dads act the story out. When the kids tell that the character said something, the grown-ups will lip-sink the kids words. There are 5 episodes, and which the fifth one came out 2 days ago. Well, go to www.youtube.com/boredshortsTV

Who Likes My New Background?

I like it. I just can't find one that fits my personality. A rainbow with clouds and imaginary stuff would be nice. A rainy background isn't very fun. Well, that's pretty much all.

My Sister Has a Blog

Yes. If you haven't heard, my little sister has a blog. www.kykykatie.blogspot.com. But we're not talking about her blog. We're talking about her latest post. Her post was about what her toys do when she's not looking. But that was just a fake story.

I'm So Tired!!!!

I'm so tired. I haven't been able to go to sleep until 11:00 or 12:00, and I feel like I can go into my grandparents bedroom and go to sleep. ( I tried taking a nap in there, but the dog just keeps whining because it's stupid toy rolled under the desk.) I only am tired at the end of the day, and finally I can sleep in my own bed, because Will wanted to switch every day. Last night was the last night, so I might be able to go to sleep now that i'm in my own bed. ( Will wanted to switch because I sleep on the top bunk. Yes. I sleep in the same room as a five year old.) I tried everything I can do, even splashing water on my face, which usually works. Anyway, I have to eat dinner now. Bye. (yawn...)

The Story of the Fathers

Well, today is a great, historic day. It's the day, that one million years ago, Fathers, were born. They came, from a land, with no money. They found this world, and called it home. They discovered the woman, and fell in love. Spoons fell from the sky, making ( some) dads, great cooks. Soon the woman had children, and the Father was born. They evolved into loving, kind people, and other persononages just call them Dad's because only English people call there dads fathers. And we each got one, to care and love us. To take us to baseball games, to go camping, to be the man of the house. To be a scout leader, to be a computer company website manager or something, to run a business, to write a book, to grow old and be a grandpa, and to be remembered bye everyone who knew him, as there dad.

Happy Dad's Day!

PS: Mitchell, I tried to include your Dad's job in here, but I didn't really know what exactly what he manages, so I just put computer stuff.

Bad news

I got home yesterday and was talking to my dad about how I finished Gunner. I asked my dad if we had a program that we could put the scenes in order,( and we didn't film it in order, cause that's what cool directors do,) and he said........no. So now it's gonna be awhile, (a long while,) until I finish it and post it on here, because I have to mail the disk to my uncle, who will say, ha ha I told you that you couldn't edit it and stuffs. But I will post more video's on my blog.

Filming: Day 4

Today was a great day. We didn't film yesterday or the day before that, but, we finished. With 1 minute of video left, we rushed, turning the camera on and off to save battery. We were so lucky. Right after my cousin hit the big red button to stop recording, the video camera died, and was dead. We had finished Gunner: The Next Generation!

Hairy Potter: Revised Version

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hairy Potter. He lived with his aunt and uncle and his cousin. His cousin, Ugly, was very mean to him. He bit Hairy and hit and punched and kicked him, just like a girl I once knew.(And still do.) One day, flying monkeys came crashing through his window, dropping letters everywhere. They said, that he could go to a school where he could learn magic. It also said that he would have to save the world, and that sounded like fun, so he left.

In his first year, he had to battle this weird guy in a turban, so that he wouldn't use a rock to stay alive forever, and bring back a guy called Lord Pulldawart. He got the rock, but the guy who had made it died of shock that a guy with a turban had been touching his rock.

In his second year, he met this crying doll in a closed girls bathroom,(don't know why he was in there...) and the reason she cried, was that she was so stinky, that the bathroom closed. He also had to fight a giant snake, but that's not very important.

In his third year, he found out that his defense against the dark farts teacher, Professor Poopin', turned into a teddy bear every time there were 100,000 stars in the sky. He also freed his god father, Serious White, from the wizard prison, asksusan.

His fourth year, he got to play in the Pie Lizard Tournament, even though he didn't sign up. And apparently dark lords aren't satisfied until somebody cuts their hand off, because Lord Pulldawart came back to life.

In his fifth year, he joined a club called the order of the Mean Ticks, where they went and tried to kill Lord Pulldawart, but couldn't.

In his sixth year, he got to go to the beach with his headmaster, Tumblefloor. Hairy got to kiss a girl, and then they got attacked by dead people, but Tumblefloor saved them by using his magic stick to throw fireballs at the zombies. Tumblefloor sadly got killed by his friend, Nevertrust Snape.

In his seventh, last, and final year, he decided to ditch school, with his friends, Hermoinepeed Stranger and Ron Weasel, to see if he could stop Lord Pulldawarts. They went t0 see his dead parents at the cemetery, and saw an old lady. They were never taught to ignore strangers, and went into her house. right when they walked in a snake came out of her mouth and attacked them. They poofed away to the school, which was on fire for some reason. Hairy saw this as his chance to save the world and kicked Pulldawarts butt by using Tumblefloors magic stick. He grew up and lived happily, ever after.

Filming: Day 3

Today wasn't very successful because we only did half a scene. My (cough...brat..cough) sister wouldn't hold the camera anymore because she got bored, and my 4 year old cousin wouldn't fall on the ground and die without somebody messing up. So my cousin left, and we had to get my OTHER cousin to do it. Then as we were about to start the other half of the scene, Kate get's bored because she's not in the scene and gives the camera to me. I was in the scene, so I couldn't be camera man. So I kicked Kate and told the cast to go inside. With angry muttering about how bratty Kate was, that was our end of filming. That took us an hour.

Filming: Day 2

Today we finished a scene! It was only 20 seconds long, but who cares! I't was a scene where somebody wakes up and a guard takes him to the "boss". That's all and I'm worried that we won't be able to finish it before Saturday! Today's Tuesday!

Filming- Day 1

Today, we filmed one third of a scene. Basically it's a part where a bad guy is chasing three people. We only did one person. And now my uncle says we should do it again because I should get a better camera angle. So, that's all.

I haven't posted in a long,long time.

I haven't. But I have something to talk to you guys about. Remember that on my first post I said I wanted to be a movie director when I grow up? Well, I am now directing a movie ( home made) called Gunner: The Next Generation. There were actually 4 other gunners that all of my aunts and uncles made together. I will post it on here as soon as I have it finished. The reason I have chosen to do it at this time when everybody's on vacation, is because I am on vacation right now in CA!!

All of my cousins on my moms side are coming, (and believe me, that's a lot if your mom is the youngest of 9 kids) and we're filming now. ( But we only have one scene done, we kinda suck.) And I repeat, I will post the movie on this blog when I am finished. I kind of have a problem with my uncles, because they created it and now he is questioning me on how I'm gonna put the text in. But that's just my family drama. OK, bye.

I'm so sorry

OK, when you to the post under this, you can see that there is nothing there. That is because I am horrible with technology, and freakishly messed up. ONLY 3 OF YOU HAVE DONE THE POLE!!!!!!!! I am very dissapointed in you guys. Even though you have like eleven days left and alot of new people could see this in eleven days, poo you.

Me Again

"The Picture One the Top is Me"

A lot of you are probably wondering why in my first post I said, "yes, the picture on the top is me."

that is because before all you people found out about this blog, I had put a picture of me behind the title. So, that's why.

Another post once more...

Hey its Kaleb!! I know that no one has visited my blog while i'm typing this, but I just like blogging. Right now i'm gonna blog about summer! 7 more days..... man. Right after the last day of school (not a half day:( .......) I'm going to California to visit my relatives, and all of my cousins on my moms sight are coming. I'm gonna video each one of them,(and believe me, thats a lot) and i'll the whole vid on here. Just to let you know... hehe....i'm not bragging right now or anything...... OK.

anyway........ I sent an email to my email budds,(contacts)and they should be looking at my blog soon. and I want you guys to comment and i'll put a link on facebook. Well, seeya bye.

My First Post

HEY, it's the guy who writes this blog. And yes, the picture on the top is me. but I am like a year older now, (a little more,) and have glasses. Now, this isn't how my blog will be forever. I just put it like this to get started. Anyway, lets talk about me. My name's Kaleb, and this is my blog. I am eleven years old starting two weeks ago, and the oldest of four. (Yah, really frustrating.) I make really funny videos at home, and want to be a movie director when I grow up. No, I don't have a youtube page, but I will post a lot of my videos on here. SO.... that's about it. I will update my photo soon, so keep checkin' this out. Kaleb out.